What illegal thing would you do if there were no consequences?

be honest

Chineme

Chochocho

It rhymes right?

I thought so too.

Anyway my yap today is gonna be short.

Recently, my friends and I were playing 21 questions from a question bank online. I was the MC, asking the questions. Then the next question popped up.

What illegal thing would you do if there were no consequences?

If your first answer isn’t Rob A Bank. then Nigeria hasn’t shown you enough shege.

But then I thought to myself, rob a bank is such a basic bitch answer.

Kill a man.

Just any man.

Probably one who touched my ass and snickered or looked at me wrong on a bad day.

This was my final answer.

My friends looked at me like I was crazy before nodding like it checked out. Apparently, I’ve said so many bizarre stuff that they kinda expected it. I was literally voted most likely to go to jail by them.

The question hasn’t left me though.

Arson.

I’ve always been intrigued by fire. Watching matches burn down, burning paper, staring in awe at a bonfire we made while burning old books, staring at the trash burning. The flames licking the oxygen it needed to survive.

It’s a kind of high, witnessing destruction. (maybe I’m just a crazy person)

I’ve always wanted to see a house burn down. The flames licking every material, every wooden object. But I haven’t been misfortunate. I only see the aftereffects of the fire.

So yeah, arson. To light up a house devoid of human beings, sit in front of it and watch the building fight a losing battle, while contemplating life.

Now I would implore all of you to think. Deep into that depraved and dark part of you—we all have it. Apart from robbing a bank what illegal thing would you do if there were no consequences?

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